I'm Not All Here.

My name is Sheldon. Beer tastes good and cigarettes make you look cool. I live in a place that's so wide open it scares me half to death, I would enjoy leaving. Music is a universal language. Vitamin water is an addiction. I have Twitter and Tumblr and Facebook, so we can be friends. All photos taken by me unless otherwise stated.
May 25 '12
Tropical Mike N Ike’s. After beer mints. Dr. Pepper BBQ sauce and clear hot sauce. @vanessamckerlie knows what I live for. (Taken with instagram)

Tropical Mike N Ike’s. After beer mints. Dr. Pepper BBQ sauce and clear hot sauce. @vanessamckerlie knows what I live for. (Taken with instagram)

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May 21 '12
What did you do on your May long? (Taken with instagram)

What did you do on your May long? (Taken with instagram)

May 20 '12
@vanessamckerlie is finally getting better. So excited to get her ass home tomorrow! (Taken with Instagram at Royal University Hospital)

@vanessamckerlie is finally getting better. So excited to get her ass home tomorrow! (Taken with Instagram at Royal University Hospital)

May 20 '12
This game is kicking so much hospital ass. #jetpackjoyride (Taken with Instagram at Royal University Hospital)

This game is kicking so much hospital ass. #jetpackjoyride (Taken with Instagram at Royal University Hospital)

Tags: jetpackjoyride

May 19 '12
Who ever said hospital food is gross should get fucked! I’ve eaten like a king for the past 3 days. (Taken with Instagram at Royal University Hospital)

Who ever said hospital food is gross should get fucked! I’ve eaten like a king for the past 3 days. (Taken with Instagram at Royal University Hospital)

May 19 '12
Early morning back ally hangs on the hunt for coffee. (Taken with instagram)

Early morning back ally hangs on the hunt for coffee. (Taken with instagram)

May 18 '12
Read the instructions so many times I could set this thing up in my sleep. Also the amount of times I have gotten lost here is ridiculous. (Taken with Instagram at Royal University Hospital)

Read the instructions so many times I could set this thing up in my sleep. Also the amount of times I have gotten lost here is ridiculous. (Taken with Instagram at Royal University Hospital)

May 18 '12
Read the instructions so many times I could set this thing up in my sleep. (Taken with Instagram at Royal University Hospital)

Read the instructions so many times I could set this thing up in my sleep. (Taken with Instagram at Royal University Hospital)

May 13 '12
Not gonna lie but, she’s probably like the best mom in the history of human beings. I LOVE YOU MOMMA!!! :) @cherylalderton (Taken with instagram)

Not gonna lie but, she’s probably like the best mom in the history of human beings. I LOVE YOU MOMMA!!! :) @cherylalderton (Taken with instagram)

May 13 '12
Venti iced caramel macchiato extra espresso. Sleeveless plaid. New booties. Happy mothers day. I feel good. #plaid #starbucks #t.u.k #mothersday #kickass (Taken with instagram)

Venti iced caramel macchiato extra espresso. Sleeveless plaid. New booties. Happy mothers day. I feel good. #plaid #starbucks #t.u.k #mothersday #kickass (Taken with instagram)

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